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-<p align="center">
-  <img src="docs/assets/logo-placeholder.svg" alt="PVM Logo" width="120" />
-</p>
+```
+        ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦
 
-<h1 align="center">PVM</h1>
-<h3 align="center">Poker Venue Manager</h3>
+    ╔═══════════════╗
+    ║   P  V  M     ║
+    ║               ║
+    ║  Poker Venue  ║
+    ║   Manager     ║
+    ╚═══════════════╝
 
-<p align="center">
-  <strong>The all-in-one platform for poker venue operations.</strong><br/>
-  Tournaments. Cash games. Dealers. Players. Displays. All managed. Always on.
-</p>
+  "Seat open, table 3!"
+```
 
-<p align="center">
-  <code>SaaS</code>&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;<code>Offline-Capable</code>&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;<code>Real-Time</code>&nbsp;&middot;&nbsp;<code>Multi-Venue</code>
-</p>
+> Tournaments. Cash games. Dealers. Players. Displays.
+> All managed. Always on. No rake required.
 
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